Here are my ten commandments for visiting the Holy Land.
- Don't shave before floating in the Dead Sea.
- Don't make eye contact with a trader. If you do he's already made a sale.
- Try and meet as many local people as possible (but avoid 2 & 6).
- Don't cross your legs in a Syriac Orthodox church. It's very rude.
- Be flexible. The situation is very fluid.
- Don't pull out a map in the old city of Jerusalem. It is amazing how many 'friends' you suddenly make.
- Don't ask for a cheeseburger in a kosher McDonalds.
- Respect the sites and traditions of other faiths (see 7 & 9).
- Don't try to take a Bible onto Temple Mount.
- If 2 happens, haggle.
Dead Sea Beach
U2: With A Shout (Jerusalem) - October
Oh, and where do we go
Where do we go from here
Where to go
To the side of a hill
Blood was spilt
We were still looking
At each other
Oh, we're goin' back there
Jerusalem Jerusalem
Shout, shout
With a shout, shout it out
Shout...shout it out...
I wanna go
To the foot of the Messiah
To the foot of he who made me see
To the side of a hill
Where we were still
We were filled
With our love
We're gonna be there again
Jerusalem Jerusalem
Shout, shout
With a shout
Shout...
With a shout
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