speed dial

A BBC producer has left their mobile phone on the train and inspection of the speed dial has revealed the following settings:

1. Andrew Green & Migration Watch – anything to do with ‘foreigners’.
2. Stephen Green & Christian Voice – religion and sex.
3. Antony Worrall Thompson – food (now deleted).
4. Jeremy Clarkson – cars and slow news days.
5. Brian Cox – anything amazing about science.
6. Kirsty Allsopp – housing and homes.
7. Robbie Savage – football and dancing.
8. Trevor Kavanagh – press and politics.
9. empty – showbiz (Simon Cowell has long since stopped returning calls).