Tuesday, 17 January 2012

speed dial

A BBC producer has left their mobile phone on the train and inspection of the speed dial has revealed the following settings:
  1. Andrew Green & Migration Watch – anything to do with ‘foreigners’.
  2. Stephen Green & Christian Voice – religion and sex.
  3. Antony Worrall Thompson – food (now deleted).
  4. Jeremy Clarkson – cars and slow news days.
  5. Brian Cox – anything amazing about science.
  6. Kirsty Allsopp – housing and homes.
  7. Robbie Savage – football and dancing.
  8. Trevor Kavanagh – press and politics.
  9. empty – showbiz (Simon Cowell has long since stopped returning calls).

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